Poltergeist
There's a poltergeist in The Gunmakers. It seems to target the drinks of a particular sort of customer - those who've had a few and are gesticulating wildly while spitting out unfunny, noisy anecdotes to their less-than-rapt compadres. Every time the bar staff hear the smash and tinkle of a broken glass, they rush over with blue roll and dustpan to sort out the mess. They're always told the same story: the drink was sitting there in the middle of the table, when all of a sudden it just flew off.
Putting the lowest form of wit to one side for a moment, there have been tales of ghosts in this pub. Eddie - who locks up when I'm not around - shits bricks everytime he switches the lights out and sets the alarm.
10 comments:
Pub ghosts can be surprisingly generous.
A glass exploded while sitting at the table while I was watching the football. The staff blame it on Lowenbrau.
Get that poofy, blond geezer from Most Haunted in your gaff. He'll sort it out.
It sounds like a feller I know called Larsy.
He likes spirits but whenever we turn round to tell him it's his round he's never there.
Badum Tish.
No such thing as ghosts. Tell your barstaff (and customers) to get a grip.
Pub ghosts can be surprisingly generous
Who you gonna call? Brulines!
Make sure the TV is off, or you'll start losing punters. The're here......
I've seen plenty of spirits at the local
Nice bricks command a premium these days. Save them and sell them.
Only Bar Bouncer solve this glass breaking problem.
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