Bit of an embarrassing moment
I'm sitting upstairs, on the window sill, watching a classic episode of Only Fools and Horses. And I bust out laughing. And everyone outside the pub looks up. And I repeat what Delboy just said. And no-one laughs. Not getting laid tonight.
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"Not getting laid tonight." - again?
Oh sorry, maybe that was another hateful comment from the NW - where incidentally, it's not raining, again.
Ok, it might not be raining, but be honest: when you look out of your window, it looks a bit like a perpetual nuclear winter up there. Some days, you must wonder whether Sellafield (the most famous thing in Cumbria - speaks volumes) has gone tits up.
What did Dell Boy say then you Plonker!
Listen to the Guru.
If you really want to laugh out loud then go to see The Hangover... possibly the funniest movie in decades.
You see - even my film recommendations have a beer theme !
It was that episode when he has heart trouble and has to go and see the doctor. Can't remember what he said.
There's a bloke who drinks here called Gary who does the best Boycie impression.
Sellafield gone tits up? - There is a sign on the A595 that says "Sellafield Works" - biggest lie there ever was.
I know, I've worked there - I could tell you but I'd have to shoot you.
I'm working on being the most famous thing in Cumbria......might have a way to go yet.
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