People don't read blogs

It's official. People don't read anything written on blogs. However short and sweet I try to make my posts, you still don't read them. It's not as if I subject you to the verbose, rambling shite you find elsewhere. I honestly don't know why you all visit every day. It can't be for my dodgy mobile phone photos - they're shit. Let me say this one more time: IF YOU DON'T INCLUDE A REAL NAME AND ADDRESS WITH YOUR ENTRY FOR THE PHOTO CONTEST, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO WIN A PRIZE.

My Canadian co-host Alan of A Good Beer Blog is much more patient than me. He sends chirpy emails in reply to pseudonymous entrants asking them to provide their details. If it was up to me, we'd be pressing the spam button, consigning your photos to the dustheap of internet history. Instead, you still make it onto the gallery. We can't send you free boxes of beer via email, you dimwitted numpties.