Beer is vulgar, says WAG
From today's Sunday Mirror:
"Colleen is determined her wedding to Wayne will be classy affair and has banned beer from the celebrations because it's 'too vulgar'".
Well. That's us told, then. I'm a little confused though - didn't they get married ages ago?
6 comments:
Comes to something when Scouse chavs say beer is 'vulgar'. Mind you, she is a journo, so should know - that's what it says on her wedding banns.
The Man U players already know beer is no good - you can't get that 'roasting' buzz on just beer - you need champagne and spirits to get in the party mood.
Hmmm, class - the groom in a white shellsuit?
-- Boggle
She'll end up with a very drunken reception. Wine and champagne get you smashed. There will be fights.
This merely serves to reinforce my belief that my life is on entirely the right track.
I think there was scrapping at her engagement party. Seems the two sides don't get on. Is beer more vulgar than a punch up?
Ugh. This from a woman whose husband to be delighted in shagging an elderly prostitute known as the "auld slapper".
Don't talk about my flatmate's mum like that.
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